Of course, none of your Gizmodo team or any of you readers have this problem, but somebody out there has the stinkfoot. That's where this design concept called the Shumidor might be able to help. It has an "ionic blade" that silently circulates air around any exposed surface within.
According to Shumidor designer Michael Kurtzer, if you put those stinky shoes in there, that wall of stench will come tumblin' down once and for all. It does it by keeping the air dry and clean inside, discouraging those nasty bacteria that cause such noxious odors. Not that any of us would ever need such a thing.