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No, this isn't just every tier and every movie channel. This is the whole enchilada and the Mexican tango band to go along with it. You get every regular channel, movie channel, pay-per-view event, sporting event, adult channel, HDTV channel, up to 10 DVR receivers and a 24/7 concierge service. Unfortunately this service is only limited to a select few, but that doesn't matter because nobody is going to pay $7,500 a year for this crap. The service will be available next week and the single-button remote is probably not included.

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