Scarf for Techno-Addict Dorks

Advertise to the world that you're alone and want to stay that way with a privacy scarf developed by Joe Malia, a grad student who apparently can't do without his portable media.

Besides being completely dorky-looking, we can't imagine this garment being anywhere near comfortable. How can you breathe in the thing? Well, if playing your handheld games or watching porn is more important than breathing, and you don't mind looking like an anteater wearing a burqa, this scarf's for you.

Scarves for Tech Addicts [Tech Ticker]