C-Ice: Dude

>C-Ice is some kind of Swiss ice tea drink that has like hemp in it. There's no THC in there, but there are so many hemp-induced vitamins that you might just get high on health and not need the sweet, sweet mouthfeel of Sister Mary Jane.

This is actually from a longer Financial Times piece about "functional drinks" designed to make you think you're drinking something more than sugar water. While this is rarely the case, C-Ice has made a shrewed marketing decision—stoners definitely love them some sugar water.

Some cannabis with your tea? [FT via TreeHugger]

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