Here's the perfect accessory for that huge new wine cellar you just installed in your castle, m'lord. It's the $5000 eSommelier Integrated Wine Management Server, a touchscreen computer that's an oeneophile's dream, with a 150,000 wine database built right in. It sorts those wines according to country, region, variety, winery and vintage. Accessories include a bar coding kit for all those thousands of bottles and a temperature and humidity sensor.
Quaff your way through any or all of those 150,000 wines, adding your notes and impressions to its database, and then you can access those notes via the Internet from anywhere in the world, even the Betty Ford Center. No word as to whether the database includes our personal favorite, Mad Dog 20-20.