Tyzx Twenty-Eyed Car

Only one of these eyes are used to peek up your wife's skirt—the other nineteen are used to locate the position of passengers to deploy airbags more safely and effectively. Tyzx, the Menlo Park company that got an early injection of Paul Allen's seed, is working with Takata Group to speed up the R&D needed to get this to market.

Maybe they should work on adding a few more slanted eyes to make Asian drivers less crappy. Oh yes, I went there.

The cars have eyes? [SF Gate via Jalopnik]