You too can save water by not having to wash your towels as often with this Bodyflik gadget from the UK. You see, the chaps in the land where elevators are called lifts, and hot ladies are called Keeley Hazell, have invented a device that takes water off your body "quickly and simply". After you get most of the bulk off, you use a towel to finish off the dark, stinky areas.
The Bodyflik doesn't have any fibers, so it won't get damp and moldy. Useful for the beach or the pool, and is available for £4.95 + £1.25 worldwide shipping ($11.42) from the UK.