Bottom Reformulator Cushion: Do the Math

Why bother with all that pesky exercising, weight control and the luck of genetics when all you need to do is park that big ol' booty on the Bottom Reformulator Cushion, and it will turn that sack of potatoes into two perfectly-formed orbs.

The cushion has been allegedly tested and proven to work by a team of plastic surgeons from Taiwan. Just look at those pictures. There is your proof. Find out what it can do for you for only $29.95.

Product Page [Gadget Universe, via TRFJ]