This. Is. Awesome. The Self Destruction Button USB hub comes with four ports in the back for all your USB-connectivity goodness, but the main draw comes from all the stuff on top. There's two flickable switches, a turnable key, and a protected self-destruct button!
Unfortunately, all that happens when you press the button is a "Kill Kill Kill" audio file from your computer. But we're sure some enterprising programmer will make a small app to intercept the signal and do something neater—like wiping out your hard drive.
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