Very rarely is a simple idea, like this, able to wow my pants off. But I can safely say that my pants are now around my ankles. It is a kite, that looks like the traditional black mouse cursor. Sure, it won't be able to fly around the sky nimble and elegant, but it will make you look like the biggest—and coolest—geek outdoors. The real question remains: what the hell are you doing outside in the first place? This kite is part of the WindFire Designs OS series of kites and isn't on sale yet, unfortunately.