To make it up to you, I'm here to tell you that tonight, at 9PM California time, and midnight in New York, Gizmodo will post info on a really sweet piece of non-Apple hardware. I had to trade away my spleen to get early notice. Usually, we'd spill the beans right away, but this time, we'll just make you wait a little bit longer for the news. Beg away—we'll tell you nothing.
What's that? A hint? Ok, fine. Here's a video that will only be useful for compounding the mystery, after the jump.