Nine-Bladed Shredding Scissors

Five bladeded scissors just wasn't enough for the Japanese. They've went and upped the ante to NINE. Nine blades to help you shred your papers nine times as fast as a normal pair, and 1.8 times as fast as the five-bladed model. Available for $19.80.

Do kids these days know who Lorena Bobbitt is?

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