Asus VX1 Lamborghini Laptop: Hands All Over, Predictably Faster Than Hummer Laptop

PC Magazine reviews the Lamborghini-branded Asus VX1, filling the entire writeup with terrible automotive journalism cliches. They compare it to the iTronix ruggedized Hummer Laptop, and last year's Acer Ferrari Laptop. Predictably, with its 2.0GHz Intel Core Duo T2500 and Gig of RAM "Under The Hood", it's faster than both. Although, in their defense, the tough Hummer can probably get dropped on its grill without flinching, and the newer Ferrari notebook we wrote about will probably has enough "horsepower" to keep up with the Lambo "off the line". Question, dear reader: If a Macbook Pro was a car, what car would it be? Comments!
Asus VX1 Lamborghini Laptop [PC Mag]