Screwpull Cork Catcher? Screwpull You.

The only fun of opening champagne, besides the alcohol, is the high probability that someone at the party is going down. Will it be your wife, best friend, or pet? No one knows! It's a centuries-old tradition that Screwpull wants to rob from us with their $30 Cork Catcher. Seriously, don't buy this and look like a tool at your next soiree - just use a towel instead.

Product Page [via Tech Digest]