Is there a foul stench lurking around your PC? There are two ways you can deal with it: either haul your fat behind off the chair and go and take a shower, or cover it up with something more fragrant. If the latter appeals more than the former, the illuminated USB Oil burner might be the answer; just add a few drops of your favorite stinky oil, and the USB-powered heating element will gently dissipate the smell through the room.
It also has the blinky lights that all USB devices are required by law to include, which provide a gentle glow (with three different light patterns: random, warm or cool) to let you know your chosen stench is on the way. This essential device will cost you $39.95 Australian dollars (around $32 of your American dollars)
Illuminated USB Oil Burner [RedFerret]
Illuminated USB Oil Burner [LatestBuy]