I got my hands all over the first Optimus Mini Keyboard—you remember, that one with screens inside each button. Here's the first video of the little fella in action. I set the buttons up to show world time, control firefox and WMP. Then I set it up as a slot machine. Jackpot! The hardware is a little bigger than what I expected, and it's kind of expensive at $160. But there's really nothing else out there like it. Who are we to argue with your keyboard fetishes.

Optimus Mini [internal]
Optimus 3-Key OLED Keyboard [thinkgeek]