Psst. Check back a few minutes before Midnight, New York time. I got something for ya.
UPDATE: I've gotten so many emails about this post. I know, you're all antsy. You hate me, you beg for answers now, and I understand, you just want to know. But, please, calm down before you stroke out. Relax, it's only about a 6.7 on the Gadget Richter Scale. (10 being an Apple, Hiptop, TiVo collaborative device exclusive.) But it is cool, and we will have it tonight.