Kotaku reports that, in the Land of the Rising Tentacle Porn, they've built a 7-meter tall Gundam. And it only took them 10 months to construct, complete with hydraulic pistons. One of them supposedly located in its
crotch (which i hear needs lots of lube.) The controls are naturally tucked away in a cockpit, which is big enough to fit any Otaku Man-child.
The Mother of All Gundams [Kotaku]