The LG M810, which we mentioned before but with only sparse details, has been confirmed as a member of LG's Chocolate brand. Apparently, it's on sale right now in Brazil, the happiest place on Earth, for something like $465.
It has many of the same features as the current Chocolate found here, like a 1.3-megapixel camera, Bluetooth, wildly overblown MP3 playback, etc. So if you hate the current Chocolate's slider, head down to Rio and mind the child gangs. Or wait until some domestic carrier picks it up, your call.