We wrote about four inmates in an El Salvadorian prison caught hiding cellphones in their butts. The comments, from faithful readers such as yourself, were fantastic. I mean, duh, I can't believe I missed the jokes about vibrate, chocolate phones, and dropped calls. Anyhoo, Ron S. writes in with an x-ray from the AP.

Which opens up a whole 'nother comment thread: What phone is in that guys rear end? Hit that shiny new comment system with your answers.–Brian Lam

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