X-Ray of Cellphones Inside of Cellmates: What Phone is In His Butt?

We wrote about four inmates in an El Salvadorian prison caught hiding cellphones in their butts. The comments, from faithful readers such as yourself, were fantastic. I mean, duh, I can't believe I missed the jokes about vibrate, chocolate phones, and dropped calls. Anyhoo, Ron S. writes in with an x-ray from the AP.

Which opens up a whole 'nother comment thread: What phone is in that guys rear end? Hit that shiny new comment system with your answers.

Cell Phones Found Inside Four Prisoners [internal(!)]