Though I have worked at Gizmodo for only a short time now, I am officially putting in my resignation. It's been a good run of smartphones and mp3 players, but today I stumbled across the greatest invention of all time and no longer have interest in any other technologies. Who would have thought my lifelong quest would be over at such a young age? I would urge you to watch the video below, but be warned, it's all downhill from here. Good night, and good luck.