Yawn, Another iPhone Mockup Relating to Showtime

Hell, we've posted every other damn mockup and rumor about today's Showtime event. Why stop now? This little flyer dropped into our inbox last night and appears to be in French. Anybody fluent enough to give us a little translation?

Our unofficial schedule has no mention of the iPhone, but this mock-up is on crumpled paper, and in French! So it has to be true!

Yawn, Another iPhone Mockup Relating to Showtime