Shots Liquor Console: Bedspins Even Before You Imbibe

Okay, my little droogies, get ready for the ultra-viol with this liquor bottle holder by J.P. Meulendijks that can be set on its side as a coffee table or stood up on end as a console. The Shots Liquor Console's 10 oddly-angled recesses are the perfect size for liquor or wine bottles, and will make you feel inebriated before you've even taken your first sip. All this high style doesn't come cheap, though, it'll cost you over a thousand bucks.

Shots Liquor Console by J.P. Meulendijks [Liquor Snob]