USB Hamster Wheel

Feel like a hamster stuck in the revolving wheel of a career going nowhere? Take your mind off that with the USB hamster wheel, which plugs into your computer and actually reacts to your typing.

Using the bundled software, the hamster will start running faster as you start typing faster, eventually reaching 88 miles-per-hour and going back in time to just before it was caged in this diabolical trap. Obviously, he fails, but he cheers himself up by going back even further in time and becoming his own grandfather.

Available for 24.99 ($44.98), which is a bargain compared to prescription anti-depressants.

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