Virtual Trading Cards: Real Stupid

As if enough money weren't being made through overvalued mobile downloads, CBS has added Survivor virtual trading cards (translation: wallpapers that cost more) to their mobile offerings. For a subscription fee of $7.99/month you get 12 cards at a rate of 3 cards per week - with duplicate downloads entirely possible. Not fast enough for your card addiction? Then download a booster pack. Still not fast enough? Then just pile up your money, cover it in gasoline and throw a match to it. And be careful! Because it would be a loss to humanity if you fell in.

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