This AIC-AICookingrobot can make Chinese dishes from various areas of China—Sichua, Huai Yang, and Shandong—all while NOT smoking and cursing. The robot took four years of research and $253,000 to develop, which is more money than you'd have to pay an actual Chinese person to come cook for you every day for four years.
This guy can fry, bake, boil and steam with the best of them, so whenever it goes on sale you can install one in your home to have authentic Chinese food every day of the week. Which, speaking from experience, isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Video [CCTV (Crashed my Firefox)]