Tacky Nightlight Has Leg, Knows How to Use It

If you've seen that classic movie A Christmas Story, this 4-inch nightlight will mean one thing, but if you haven't, it will probably mean something entirely different. Either way, it's good for a laugh or two, or maybe even a boner if you're easily impressed. Remember, those (dreaded/cherished, insert one or both here) holidays are just around the corner.

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