Digital Focus, where gadget reporters show off their flab and messenger bags the night before DigitalLife starts, is like one big family reunion for Gizmodo. We eat from long buffet troughs and drink free booze with our editors emeritus, former writers, poseurs, many who are the Most Important Bloggers In The Universe.

Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends been good at play? I see Vince and John and Peter and...