We love LED dot matrix accessories, but more in the studying from afar kind of way. Our geekdom speaks for itself when new acquaintances notice our general disheveled appearance, strange odor that hints of decay and compete misunderstanding of social behavioral norms.
But these $30 customizable leather dot matrix cuffs might be subtle enough for actual public use. Coming in pink or black, the cuffs have tiny perforated holes that won't pop without some force/neat sharp things. Punch out any clever word you can think of from the 5x30 dot grid (bigjohnson is too long). We dig their NSFW template and that we may be confused with evil punk rockers before weak, malnourished techies.