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How tiny IS the Haier Black Pearl cellphone? In case you couldn't tell by the quarter measurement, here's a comparison of the Black Pearl vs. an iPod Nano vs. a 30GB iPod.

Honestly, it's almost too small, and thanks to its slick round surface, is likely to fall out of your pocket while you're getting a lapdance.