Master guitarists have immense respect for their instruments, coddling them like babies. For example, BB King even named his favorite ax Lucille. The Guitarlet from Jammin' Johns takes that concept down another road, letting you shit on your guitar while surrounded with matching accessories. Get it in natural wood or metallic white, or you can choose an electric guitar model or even a piano. It's $99 for the seat, an additional $99 for all the accessories.
Oddly enough, this is not the first toilet seat/guitar mashup we've seen; this one was the other way around, where the guitar was made of a toilet seat. Apparently expressing love for the guitar can take a variety of forms.