Choose Your Own HDTV Adventure

For those of you still having a hard time deciding which HDTV to buy, Joel's got a spectacular guide to help you out. And if Joel Johnson's one thing, it's hairy. If he's two things, then he's hairy and clever. Clever enough to put on his pants in the morning and churn out this brilliant Choose Your Own Adventure.

Not to spoil anything for you—J.K. Rowling gets remarried!—but part of it involves a gnome and choice of inputs.

Choose Your Own Adventure: The Cave of HDTV [Dethroner]