"What's with all these Kleenexes in the bed?"
"From the other night..."
"Oh, when I said that your sister was hotter than you, and when I first asked you out over the phone it was actually a mistake...that I later regretted?"
"No, the other night when you said my cancer was karma punishing me and rehab doesn't excuse me forgetting the milk."
"Right! Now I remember!"
"So I invented a pillow and I'm leaving."