Nerds have entirely too much time on their hands and have "revealed" the Nokia 6639, a new Nokia cellphone+DSLR (read: it's fake) that comes equipped with a Swiss army knife, lighter, double megapixel camera and built-in Photoshop. All this runs on a Pentium M which helps power the 1024x768 display. In your dreams, kiddos.
Actually, this feature creep (fantasy as it may be) is exactly the kind of thing that many of you railed on several weeks ago: cellphones that try to be all things to everybody and often end up just sucking. As long as we're on the subject, are there any wacky features that you'd like to see incorporated into a cellphone? Built-in gaydar? Weather control?