You might remember the crazy Japanese Wii manual shots, and the follow up parody illos, featuring our Wii Unpantsing. Well here's Gizmodo's Jason Chen, immortalized on your wallpaper, shoving Gizmodo Editor-at-Large Noah Robischon's Wii down his pants, right before we send it back to the East Coast. Noah, two words: Baby Wipes.
The amazing photoshoppery done by Iconfactory, our favorite makers of all things iconic (except the iPod.) Download the wallpaper in widescreen and fullscreen if you enjoy watching. (You dirty bastards.)
Wii Safety Wallpaper [Iconfactory]