Club Seat Warms Your Fat Ass at The Stadium

There's this thing called "outside" that people apparently venture out into, but now that it's cold you may find that you need to be warmed in certain places... special places. That's where the Club Seat comes into play. It's designed with sports fans in mind so they can continue to watch the Big Games from the stands without freezing their buns off. The seat will warm your seat (are puns ever funny?) for up to five hours on a single battery charge, just enough time to see that football game play out.

Convenient seat heating will set you back $100, but once February rolls around and you're watching Sheva draw blanks at the Bridge you'll be glad you're as warm as can be. Pretty cool, we just hope it doesn't get too warm and start a fire or something. 'Cause that'd be painful.

Product Page [SkyMall via Ubergizmo]