How To "Man Up" Your Mobile

The guys over at Double Viking (where the motto is "beef, balls, and babes") don't like smartphones. Nor do they like wussy-sounding ringtones. So in order to help us "man up" our cell phones, they've been kind enough to share 4 of their manly cell phone commandments that every self-respecting male should follow. Tips include gems like:

1."Men don't text. Naw dude—we yell."
2. "When you drop a man's phone, it shouldn't break. It should bounce. Twice."
I guess it's time I trade my smartphone for one of these . – Louis Ramirez

Man Up Your Life! Cell Phones! [via Uber-Review]