Wal-Mart, Don't Touch Me There

What does Wal-Mart's product description have to say about the zoom capabilities of the JVC GRD347US?

Powerful 20x optical zoom lets you capture great candid shots, especially of children, because you can stand across the room and they don't realize you're filming them.
Wow. Like...nothing I can say here can top that.
Thanks John!

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