If you're a seriously heavy sleeper living in Japan and alarms don't cut it, you can hire this company to send a sadistic gentleman to your bedside in the morning. He can then wake you up in any number of creative and awful ways, including a vacuum cleaner to the face, goo poured on the face, and the ever-popular fireworks next to the pillow. Hey, at least he bows respectfully first.

Is this for real? Any of our Japanese or Nipponophile readers want to clue us in on if this is proof of just how batshit crazy yet amazingly awesome Japan is? Also, creative ideas for additions to this company's repertoire are welcomed and encouraged. –Adam Frucci

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