How to Get Banned from Commenting in One Easy Step

Come on people. We're trying to have civilized discussions here, so let's be on our best behavior. If you're curious as to what it takes to get a swift and brutal bonk on the head from the banhammer, former Gizmodo commenter God-Father was kind enough to sacrifice himself to show everyone how not to behave.

One word.....gay

this sport is gonna be a hit in SF. If it blinds a few chodechuggers, I say "just do it!"

Oh my. I obviously don't need to explain why it was stupid to think that this would be a good thing to post and even stupider to actually think it in the first place. Let's just all take a deep breath, hold it in for a three count, and remember the mantra: don't be a jackass. Don't be a jackass. Don't be a jackass. –Adam Frucci