Pink Zune: Not Golden, nor Ticket

With only 100 randomly dispersed pink Zunes in the world (have 100 even sold yet?), there are groups who will do almost anything (ok, just bidding on Ebay) to get their hands on one. Cue music:

Oompa Loompa Dupidee Zune,
If you pull pink,
You'll lose masculinity soon.

You should sell your
Pink Zune on Ebay,
Because the Oompa Loompas
Might think you are gay.

Hey Oompa Loompas! You of all creatures should have an open mind. But while we're on the subject, how does your species propagate anyhow? The first pink Zune went for $920 on Ebay, but the subsequent sale dropped to $760. Sell 'em while they're hot.

Pink Zunes on Ebay [mobilitytoday]