Tiger Electronics is the Dr. Moreau of Interactive Pets

Dr. Gizmodo: What is the law?
Sayer of the Law: Not to buy $20 electronic monstrosities, that is the law. Are we not men?
Readers (in unison): Are we not men?
Dr. Gizmodo: What is the law?
Sayer of the Law: Not to buy multi-colored wriggling, singing, flashing, mewling I-DOG, I-FISH, and I-CAT that is the law. Are we not men?
Readers (in unison): Are we not men?
Dr. Gizmodo: What is the law?
Sayer of the Law: Not to buy I-CY, an electronic performing penguin toy that will be released in March 2007, that is the law. Are we not men?
Readers (in unison): Are we not men?

I-CY [Product Page (via ChipChick)]