Get Up, MoFo!

How cool would it be to have Samuel L. Jackson wake you up every morning with his trademark yelling? Unless you're his kid or his wife (or mistress), the only way you'll accomplish that is with this Ventriloque alarm clock. You can record any sound into the alarm, which will play back at the specified time.

Although it does look kinda goofy and costs $95, being shouted at by Jedi Master Mace Windu every morning more than makes up for any supposed deficiencies.

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