Remember American Express, Audi, Casio, Circuit City, DICE, Don Julio, Fox Soccer Channel, Future Weapons, Genji, HD-DVD, Intel, LG VX8600, Logitech, Mio, Nokia, P.C. Richard & Son, Parrot, Pioneer, Playstation, SV Supreme Vodka, Shure, Smarthome, Sprint, Texas Instruments and Zune to always wear your hair up on New Year's Eve. I rung in 2004 by holding a girl's hair up while she gave the toilet more action than I received all night and I don't want it to happen again.

Don't forget your New Year's party favors.