Because I apparently have the least amount of shame of anyone on the Giz crew, I participated in Intel's Core 2 Duo demo that involved dancing in front of a green screen. They then stuck my awkward moves into the commercial they have running now, making me look like a supreme douchebag. Oh man, they totally aren't paying me enough to post this, but I guess it's too late now.

The strange thing was, the entire demo was set up to show off how speedy Core 2 Duo processors are yet it took over a half hour for them to get my video to me. I demand faster results for my public humiliation!

CES 2007 [Gizmodo]