Ad Watch: Swiss Self-Cleaning ToiletJason Chen1/27/07 10:00amFiled to: GadgetsEuropeToiletsself-cleaningSwiss19EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Watch as an attractive Swiss broad shows you why a self-cleaning toilet is a bad idea in a public place, but a great idea at home. Let's see if we've got this straight. The Swiss get self-cleaning toilets and the Japanese get toilets that treat your ass like a Queen. What do we get? A bald pirate pressuring housewives to clean more often.