No Valentines gift this year helps you to better say "I'm completely and totally clueless as to who you are and what gets you off sexually" than the Panty Pal, a vibrating, heart shaped insert that promises to slip discretely into your lady-friend's panties and vibrates her lady-parts oh-so-vigorously. In reality, this is simply a bullet with a heart-shaped, Valentine's Day appropriate insert.
I don't know about you but most of the lady-geeks I know like their wireless, vibrating devices more powerful, more...er....ergonomically shaped and for use in private or semi-private situations. The thought of walking down the street with a little red heart vibrating in your panties—it probably sounds better in theory than it actually feels in practice.
Any experienced gadget-girls care to comment?