If you're dying to head to Akihabara after seeing our own Lam groping dozens of cellphones, here's a video for you. Essentially a complete noob's guide to Akiba, it's a good primer for people who know absolutely nothing about the area. Even if you don't get any new info out of this, you can laugh at the narrator's completely stilted reading of her lines.

Akihabara video guide for otaku beginners [JapanSugoi via Kotaku]