I know we've all encountered times while stuck in Los-Angeles-scale traffic wondering if people just can't hear our angry morse-code honks anymore.
With the Horntones fx550, you can customize your honk to politely let everyone know that you'd like them to "move b*tch, get out tha way."
Horntones plays standard audio files, stores up to eight different honks at once, is load-able with a usb drive, and will retail for about 150 bucks. Pre-orders should start by the end of this week, and you should expect to have one wired up to your "Shaggin'-Wagon" sometime in April.
Oh yeah, if you see anyone put a fire engine or ambulance sample as their horn in order to ninja through traffic, beat them for me.